MEET GOON WASH

The 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, beard wash, and ball wash that simplifies your entire routine.

One bottle replaces five. No clutter. No nonsense. Just a deep clean that hydrates, strengthens, and leaves you smelling fresh all day.

LESS FOAM, BETTER CLEANING

Goon Wash intentionally creates a lighter lather than conventional soaps. Heavy suds usually come from aggressive foaming agents that strip away the natural oils protecting your hair, scalp, and skin — leaving them dry and irritated.

We chose a gentler cleansing system and loaded it with conditioning ingredients, including saw palmetto, which helps support hair retention by targeting DHT—a hormone associated with pattern hair loss. The result: an effective all-in-one wash that cleans without over-stripping, leaving hair and skin feeling healthier and better conditioned.

FRAGRANCES:

Aqua di Goon Profound

Inspired by the modern aquatic classic Aqua di Gio Profondo, this clean, sophisticated scent balances freshness and depth for everyday wear.

Fragrance Family: Aquatic Aromatic
Top Notes: Marine accord, bergamot, green mandarin
Heart Notes: Rosemary, lavender, cypress
Base Notes: Mineral amber, musk, patchouli

Smells Like: Crisp ocean air and smooth woods with a citrus lift. Clean, confident, and effortlessly fresh.

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Fire and Brimstone

Inspired by the pits of hell. Fire and Brimstone. Demons cracking a cold one next to a bonfire on a brisk Fall evening.

• Top notes: Pink Pepper, Brimstone
• Middle notes: Vetiver, Patchouli, Smoke
• Base notes: Ambroxan, Firewood, Iso E Super

Clinically Proven Power: Saw Palmetto Extract

Saw Palmetto (Serenoa Serrulata) has been clinically shown to help block DHT, the hormone responsible for hair thinning.
By reducing DHT buildup at the follicle level, it helps maintain thicker, stronger hair and a healthier scalp.

In Goon Wash, it’s paired with hydrating oils and vitamins to support scalp balance and beard strength. So you’re not just getting clean, you’re helping your hairline live to fight another day.

How to Use

1. Apply to wet hair, beard, or body.

2. Lather generously.

3. Rinse and conquer.

Perfect For

• Everyday use on hair, beard, and body

• Gym bags, travel, and busy routines

• Anyone who wants one product that does it all